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Democrats Announce Bold Plan to Resist Trump Policies by Playing Katy Perry’s “Roar” Really Loud (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The person who got the third most votes, how many did they get?

[–] CaptSpify@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

861,164

Any other basic reading that you want me to do for you?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So basically even if they got all of Harris’s vote they still wouldn’t have won?

There were two choices.

[–] CaptSpify@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes to the first part, no to the second. I don't understand how this is difficult to understand.