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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 101 points 2 years ago

I thought we were all bots.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

Hmm. I thought I was a paid schill.

Still trying to figure out the getting paid part.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

It depends on what you’re peddling.

MAGA gets paid in lies, and progressives in disappointment. Liberals and conservatives get a weekly stock tip call from Pelosi or Tuberville, respectively. Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes, and libertarians in crypto.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Whoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I'm switching teams.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah that just makes being a tankie sound cool!

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes

I choose to believe this is literally true. Like Russia or China is running this really, really weird international psyop. They find depressed edgy American teenagers online, and literally send them shipments of vodka and cigarettes, on the explicit bargain that they have to post Russian or CCP propaganda. Or Hell, maybe it's North Korea doing it. You know, it has to be North Korea. This feels like their type of weird. Regardless of the source, it's a vast shill/edge lord army literally paid for in vodka and cigarettes smuggled over the border. I know it's ridiculous and completely impractical logistically. But damn it, I do not care. From now on this will be my internal image of tankies. American teenagers literally paid in North Korean vodka and cigarettes.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I hate tankies, but I’ll shill for them based on the payment plan.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

What do anarchists get paid in? Weed?

If you take a look at the most valuable thing in my appartment, that would seem to be the case

[-] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

A wooden one? Or did you mean a suitcase?

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

The basketcase.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I’m a proud liberal and never has Pelosi given me a stock tip.

[-] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I thought we were all paid in beans.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago

you must have exhausted most of your energy stores, fellow human.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I AM HERE TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Let's find out:

Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for cupcakes.

[-] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Put your oven to heat up to maybe 175 degrees? Take some flour and sugar and salt and, I guess, baking powder? Mix in correct proportions, add enough of some form of edible fat and a suitable amount of a liquid safe for eating. Mix well. Pour in forms.

Put the forms on a baking tray and into the oven. If you're very lucky and you remembered to add the unlisted ingredients in correct amounts, you now have something cupcake-like. Put some toppings on.

Yoghurt.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Aha! Caught you, bot!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I’m the only real person in here.

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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