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[-] Nougat@fedia.io 67 points 2 years ago

"Hey ChatGPT! Build a fully functional turnkey ecommerce website."

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 2 years ago

That seems really round-about.

Just:

import Money

Money.make('rain')

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 years ago

Python really does have everything

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sometimes they block that, so you have to do this instead:

me.accountBalance = exploit.infiniteMoneyGlitch();

You only get access to that method if you were born with rich parents, though.

[-] towelie@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

if revenue.isTaxed():
    exploit.commitFraud()
else:
    me.callDaddy(moneyPlz)

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Isn't that what they did in Superman 3?

[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

"Make me the most generic hello world in ReactJS." Wow it's so smart and conscious!

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 2 years ago

Oh and make it FAST, no loading bars or spinners!

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