this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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Nah, these guys ain't straight and/or cis. If touching their own balls makes them that uncomfy then they've got some stuff they're hiding and need to work through.
Edit: even so, tho, the OP doesn't look like they're a dude; which makes me wonder if she has a different towel for every part of her body. Like, damn bitch, granted I ain't straight or cis, but I use two towels, one for my hair, one for the rest of me. I may be a gal but I don't need more than that, and the hair one is mainly because my hair holds enough water that I kinda need a second towel.
For me it's more I don't want my head hair wrapped around my junk. It's uncomfortable, and behind deliberate about how I dry my body has made sure it doesn't happen anymore.