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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] kn33@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

$4? Shit it was $6 at the local Aldi yesterday.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Four donalds, aka four hundred dollars ($400)

[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How much are goofies worth?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He just told you. $400

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 points 17 hours ago

Huhyulk! Goarsh!

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Oooh my brain just "auto corrected" it to "dollars" when I was reading it.