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[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

He also wants to be on mt rushmore. Which from what I hear, the mountain wouldn't be able to support a 5th head, or a makeover of one of the 4.

So if they try, the whole thing will crumble. So go ahead. Just try. I'd love to see that whole monument crumble, and even better if it's just to try to satisfy one persons ego.

[–] Slartibartfast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Aye let it crumble and give it back to the natives it was stolen from.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well......I mean they're dead. That happened hundreds of years ago.

[–] Slartibartfast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 minutes ago

They having living descendants though.