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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 36 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

I've seen 3D printed Mount Rushmore replicas that have trump as a 5th face.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 20 minutes ago

I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work...

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 7 points 1 hour ago

I need to take a trump

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I'll be shitting in the woods.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

OMG !!! Ass did not change into a** !! THANK YOU lemmy.world

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.

[–] lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

He will just make a mcdonalds a national park and name that after himself

[–] ozoned@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

You forgot Constitutional Amendment to allow a 3rd term.