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[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago

It reminds me of an old Polish joke:

A Pole finds a magic lamp, strokes it, and a genie comes out.

"I will grant you three wishes. They can be anything your heart desire."

"I wish for the Mongols to invade Poland!'

"Ok? It is done"

The Mongol hordes sweep through Poland, ransack the country, then go back the way they came.

"I am ready for my second wish. I want the Mongols to invade Poland again!"

"Are you sure? I can give you anything your heart wishes."

"Yes. I am sure"

The Mongols come again, do some more pillaging, and return home.

"And now for my third wish. I want the Mongol hordes to invade Poland a third time."

"Are you really sure?"

"Yes."

"Okay. Before I grant you your wish, would you mind explaining me why you would want that not once but thrice?"

"It's very simple: Whenever the Mongols come to Poland they have to cross Russia twice!"

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The US really is just this hateful polish guy. A solid 35% of americans would happily raze our own country than let one poor person have a subsidized lunch.

[-] Canuck@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

This is so funny. I just told my wife, who's Ukrainian, this joke and she burst out laughing.
Also, as Canadians. We wish there were mongol hordes we could get to invade us, through the US.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Mongols. Mongols would need to cross both Russia and US.

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Well afaik the last in date were your country :p

this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2025
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