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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

I mean, your hole shouldn't be sore in the morning unless you're sizing up with a new plug. Especially not with a stereotypical conical thin necked black silicone one. I've slept with plugs with a neck diameter of like 1.25" before