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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 126 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm getting sick of the invasive questions

"Gender?

Sex at birth?

Are you trans?

Are you gay? Bi?

Ever been depressed?

Abuse alcohol? Drugs?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been in the military?

Well what about your spouse?

Ever work for the government?

That degree you mentioned, we can't ask your age but uh, when did you earn that bad boy, huh?"

NONE OF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE POSITION.

This is 100% occuring in the USA. Where I live and work.

[-] HKPiax@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago

Most of these questions are illegal in my country, thank fuck

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

thank fuck

No, thank the government and the people who voted.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 82 points 2 years ago

No, thank the workers who literally died fighting for worker rights, which forced the government's hands in order to keep the peace.

[-] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Died and often killed, don't forget that demonstrations are the compromise for a civil discourse. When not being treated civilly, it quickly becomes a mob and the lynching begins.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you're in the USA, these questions are legal to ask.

Some are illegal (when did you graduate), but is asked very often anyways. Often times marked as required on Workday Job applications.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

OP is full of shit. See my response.

https://old.lemmy.world/comment/15656902

Those questions are begging for discrimination lawsuits. Despite being heavily involved in onboarding at two companies, I'm not sure which of those are legal to ask because no one asks.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yes, they still ask them.

You're an idiot.

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Gender?

Present.

Sex at birth?

No, my first time was well over a decade later.

Are you trans?

Transtabular, from your position.

Are you gay? Bi?

I prefer professionalism to gaiety during interviews. This meeting isn't over yet.

Ever been depressed?

Not in the button sense, no.

Abuse alcohol? Drugs?

Neither physically nor emotionally. No, thank you, not now.

Ever been arrested?

Have you been?

Ever been in the military?

Even if I was, you're not getting veteran's benefits through me.

Well what about your spouse?

Even if they were, you're not getting veteran's benefits through them.

Ever work for the government?

Why, are you paying public service rates?

That degree you mentioned, we can’t ask your age but uh, when did you earn that bad boy, huh?

I think it was sometime around when I graduated from college.

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Bro, your answer is being filtered out by an algorithm, even before it gets the chance to be appreciated by some hr drone.

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Oh, I assumed this was during an interview already. If a company sent me that shit prior to an interview I'd tell the headhunter to try again with a better company.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago

Gender?

Sex at birth?

Are you trans?

Are you gay? Bi?

Ever been depressed?

Abuse alcohol? Drugs?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been in the military?

Well what about your spouse?

Ever work for the government?

That degree you mentioned, we can't ask your age but uh, when did you earn that bad boy, huh?

I'm just trying to get an egg loan! There's people in line behind me!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I’m getting scam calls about my extended egg warranty.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Where are you that has questions like these?

5 of those questions aren't asked in the US.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am in the US.

Those questions are 100% asked.

Source: over 1000 job applications this year so far.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 2 years ago

Aren't asked for now. I'm pretty sure in certain states will become mandatory...

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

They are. I am in the US.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Right out of college, I went through an eight hour long hiring process complete with a proctored exam, three different interviews, a psychological screening, and a meeting with the CEO. All for an entry level position that paid $25k. By the end of the day, I was the only candidate left to be considered and they didn't give me an offer.

I got a call and a quick phone interview two days later from a small independent IT company that quoted me $30k on the spot. I said I was considering a second position and - over the phone - the guy raises it to $35k. Took the deal. Started a week later.

Two months after that, I got a postcard in the mail saying I was no longer being considered for the first job.

This was in 2006 and its only gotten worse since.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

What is the "correct" answer for the ever worked in the government/military ones?

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 11 points 2 years ago

The truth. Depending on the context they will either report how many military veterans they employ (so just tabulation that goes to a checkbox if they bid for a government contract), or it involves military benefits in some manner, which will quickly come back to haunt you if you 'lied' on application docs.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Oh, I assumed they were a discrimination thing. Gathering random information due to government requirements is very different.

[-] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Not necessarily requirements, but sometimes government contracts favor contractors that employ veterans, so it's more like the company is hoping to be able to use you on paper.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago

Bingo. Employers are required by law to obtain veteran status. EEO reporting comes to mind.

[-] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ah fuck it, yes to everything! Yolo!

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