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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows
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this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
Tbf we don't know how many columns there are /s
The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there's 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can't open a file with a million+ lines.
There's only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
He’s attracted to them?
Easily manipulated, but probably that too.
Probably