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[-] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

You guys are getting stimulants?

[-] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

I wish the stimulants would stimulate happiness and not just urine production

[-] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 10 points 1 year ago

My stimulation has me evacuating my bowels

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

anxiety is stimulating.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I'm getting stimulated right now!

[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

If you work is not at least giving you coffee you need to start mailing the CEO pictures of Luigi. Amphetamines and coke would be a nice perk too while we're at it.

Yup. We even have automated dispensers for them.

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