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[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago

Only one of these creatures has "decapitated a fish to use as a Fleshlight" on their resume.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

How did y- oh, you're talking about the dolphin. Yes. There dolphin did that ๐Ÿ‘€

[-] Pantless_Paladin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

How do they do it? Asking for a ~~friend~~ dolphin

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago

They only do that when they don't have a woman scientist to jerk them off.

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