686
submitted 2 years ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

They need Jeeezus!

OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language...

Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It's inevitable.

[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they'll start a crusade and I don't want to be around for that

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

There's an interesting fate I would have never seen coming,...burned at the stake in the name of Dolphin Jesus.

[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

If it is true that man was made in God's image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins

this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
686 points (99.3% liked)

memes

22671 readers
3709 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI SlopNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS