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this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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Do some geek shit and automatically reply with https://www.nohello.com/ if they lead with a greeting and a pause for dramatic effect. I usually just wait for them to continue with what they actually need which solves the issue one way or another.
I wish my company could require that everyone read that page as training. Though, I do use this to tell who’s smarter/productive than others.
La di dah. Looks who is being smart and productive for the man.
I use my extra time to nap 😉 I’m not giving the man anything, don’t worry
You can set a default status message in Teams that gets displayed right when someone tries to message you. That link is in mine. It doesn't work for everyone, but for most.
This is so perfectly passive aggressive to me that I plan to set it up today. Genius.
I dont think this is passive agressive at all. The automatic reply would be, but as a status? No, this just communicates the way you want to be messaged
Omg blogger is still around ??
https://nohello.net/ is the updated version