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Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a Dildo Online
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Texan here. Considering purchasing some dildos of unusual size. D. O. U. S. Then mailing them at random to Mrs Paxton in clear containers, with her name plastered all over the side of it. Can't get in trouble for giving gifts, can I? ๐
They come in horse sizes and shapes, that might be an extra special gift, eight pounds of stallion shaped silicone
She seems more like an octo-puss to me. /s
Love this idea. Start a donation somewhere. People will pay for this.