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Eight month birthday
(lemmy.nz)
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A tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying "I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!" with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying "this isn't how birthdays work"
To be slightly absurd: Every day is a day you are one year older than the same day the previous year