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I've heard their wings can break your arm, so it might not be just as simple as that. Still probably a good first step. But if this happened when he's out swimming where he can't stand, that would be an advantage for the swan.
I have been put KO by a chicken when I tried to catch it and it hits me with one of its wing. So I can totally seen a swan fucks you up with his wings.
I think that is a myth. Birds have hollow bones me thinks.
Hollow doesn't mean weaker, just lighter
its probably thier beaks that do the most damage.
I would like my chances.. grab it by the neck, swing it like a hammer at the ground
...while swimming?