Nahhhh. If they're willing to let you work remote and also give you over specced stuff instead of underspecced that sounds like a good gig. Don't ruin it.
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I’d boot that fucker from a usb drive and have my own shit on that. Or I’d borrow the video card every evening.
I know they lock them down pretty good, but not so good that they could stop me gaming on it in some way.
Nahhhh. If they're willing to let you work remote and also give you over specced stuff instead of underspecced that sounds like a good gig. Don't ruin it.