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this thing fucking sucks
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There would likely be some extreme vortexes especially in the accretion disk. The pressure differences would absolutely create a suction effect.
It's all probably as negligible as legs on a cow to astrophysicists but I would reckon on its own (without the umpteen solar masses of gravity distorting your results), at human scale I would estimate that it "fucking sucks".
Pure speculation on my part.