What if you cat or cats would become president, what would happened?

Mine would:

"I do declare the age of a Catocracy. Humans must wake up between 6 - 7 AM. Food must be served (in abundance). Fresh water change all the time. Your bed? Our bed. No privacy. The "cold box" should be opened all the time. The sofa? Second bed. You are out. A mandatory check-in will be instore every 10 min to see if you like us. Debit card? Ours."

I wonder if I have been overthrown....already...