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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next you'll tell me he didn't speak American.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's also never even watched the Superbowl.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

And he didn't like that kid's Facebook post and now they're dead!

[–] athos77@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Or waved the American flag!! He's never even carried a gun!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or misquoted the bible to prove a point, can you believe it!??

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Biblical Jesus misquoted the OT multiple times, the kinds of misquotes an Aramaic speaking Jewish rabbi would not have made. And only referenced parts of the OT that were translated into a popular Greek translation of a subset of the what is now the Hebrew Bible.

Almost as if he didn't exist at all.

I'll bet he didn't even speak in red letters.