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[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 103 points 1 year ago

You don't get it. This was made in GameMaker Studio 1.4, which doesn't support a modulo operator. You know nothing about this specific framework. I have 8 years of experience and hacked governments. There's no reason to update it now, because it runs on a smart fridge at maximum capacity.

[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 55 points 1 year ago

I worked at Blizzard. I worked at Blizzard. I worked at Blizzard.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but did your dad work at Blizzard??

[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 17 points 1 year ago

I’m the first ever second generation Blizzard employee!

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 points 1 year ago

This is such an unhinged thing to say, it had me rolling.

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