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Infallible Code
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this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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At least this madness is isolated to this function. It can easily be fixed.
Pirate’s code is just cluttered with magic numbers everywhere. Hard coded numbers that are referring to a big ”story array”, or characters. It’s just a giant web of complexity. The only fix is to start from scratch.
It's simple. The only problem is that your code sucks!