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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 20 points 1 year ago

What if the patient is a health care CEO who is known for denying health care to others?

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Definitely treat them. Really enthusiastically. And let everyone else in the building, perhaps people whose inaurance is fucking them, know what room it's in. Obviously stay on hand to make sure nobody gets any mortal injuries. Bill it extra for every part of that. Do not let your patient die. Dying us bad; think of everything left in the world for your patient to do!

This is a happy fantasy. I wish doctors were this cool.

[-] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Make sure to leave out the patient name and occupation when filling out the healthcare paperwork to see if they are covered for whatever procedures they need.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Hippocratic Oath. So you turn off their life support obviously

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would still help them, I may stab right after tho.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh I’m sorry, I can’t seem to find the vein. Gosh, have you been drinking enough fluids?

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