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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Student: B-but what if I can't stand the sight of blood!?

[-] ballgoat@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

Republicans: we hereby decree that physicians needing to see blood is part of the woke agenda. Henceforth we will be removing this requirement from all curricula.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Federal Directive 774B-2: In all official documents the word "blood" shall be replaced by "God's life-giving fluid".

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Blood is a hoax created by the liberal media.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That would be like if you were in IT and had a phobia of keyboards…. or screens.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Ooh I love this analogy! And LTBT+++ would be "but I don't like users with trackballs instead of a mouse"

It's absurd.

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

BRB claiming disability

Edit: or I would be back if that didn't blow my cover

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