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It's not "Distance Raptor" or "Time Raptor" or even "Veloci Raptor". It's Distanceraptor. All one word. Or Timeraptor or Velociraptor.
I mean otherwise it would be:
D~~i~~stanc~~eraptor~~
T~~i~~m~~eraptor~~
And that leaves us with:
Dstanc
Tm