Pro tip: before getting yourself pegged make sure to make it clear you want her to be gentle with you, so you don't risk having to question your sexuality.
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Pro tip: before getting yourself pegged make sure to make it clear you want her to be gentle with you, so you don't risk having to question your sexuality.