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[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 23 points 1 year ago

who'd have thought that being shitty programmer was incredibly susceptible to security flaws and deeply unsafe instead of javascript

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

No, it must be JavaScript that is the problem

principal_skinner.jpg.exe

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Microsoft defender identified a malware in this executable.

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

Wow. It actually identified something?

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

It's good enough for corporate (with multiple other lines of defense).

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