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Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma schools chief who mandated that all schools teach the Bible, was caught watching porn in his office.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I've read the ten commandments and not one of them states that we aren't allowed to watch porn in his office!!

[–] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to "Bible story with porn star, Gigi Dolores."

Ten testaments never say porn is bad. We need more porn star Bible teachers to spread the good news!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do not covet your neighbor's wife.

Your neighbor's daughter on the other hand... 👌🏼

[–] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Don't forget those college guys next door. Daddies may like them more.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think that was on the tablet Moses dropped.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thou shall not watch porn in this one dude's office. Doth not worry about what an office is, they shall cometh later. So sayeth the Lord. Or something.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 7 points 1 year ago

Technically true. I'll allow it.

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago

Damn that's the exact joke I was gonna make