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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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I hope you get to choose. One outcome seems better than the other.
I mean, the outcomes are not mutually exclusive.
Ah this is what happened to that old man in the first clerks movie
One of the best movies ever. So New Jersey.
Death by snu snu?