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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 130 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There is one cult I would welcome the ritual suicide of.

They’re just about at 10 years now.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You had a thought? Congrats, you're not in the cult

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's just what a woke gay commie deep state libtard would say!

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This guy has a Kool aid stain on his upper lip

Gimme dat gay space communism

Don't besmirch the Kool aid, it was actually flavoraid. Motherfuckers couldn't even fork out for the name brand had to go with the knockoff.

[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

“State?!” D:<

[–] don@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m surprised by how quickly I went from “who tf could they be referring to?” to “Oh, well yeah, that would make a great deal of sense.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The problems with that cult is that it would suicide the rest of us along with them

They did nearly have a Fringe of them do it a few years back