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beaver girls rise
(lemmy.nz)
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

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You do realize that to maintain the natural balance there need to be billions of bacteriagirls for every beaver girl
I hate that I heard that in my head to barbie girl...
Am bacteria girl
In bacteria wo-orld
Life micros-copic
It's fantastic
You see me in hair.
And find me every-where.
With mutation, life is mine formation.
The word barbie rhymes with bacteria in Turkish btw.
Don't read last part as song in your head.
missed opportunity to rhyme micro-plastics with fantastic
Welp that's a week long earworm....
Nicely done BTW.
Material Girl?
Nope, barbie girl by aqua. If you're lucky enough to have never heard it don't look it up, you'll never un-hear it.
Yep, instant recall of... apparently a core memory.
You can touch my hair, undress me everywhere~!
Come on Barbie lets go party.
I wanted to attempt to somehow rewrite it to be bacterial themed, but ... I don't know enough microbial vocab, and every bit I do know has way too many syllables.
Somebody else got the bacteria translation, check the replies.
Yes!
Gendering bacteria is a bit difficult though.
Slimegirls beg to differ.
I mean, its all perfomative at that point, right?
Unless there is some lore I am unaware of... isn't a slimegirl basically a Ditto?
More transhuman than transgender at that point.