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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
(www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)
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this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"
"Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"
FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It's their whole thing.
It's a product within a brand, but it actually is larger. You can look up the dimensions if you want.
Not the "ummakshually" you thought it'd be.
This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women's vaginas won't accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.