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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
(www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)
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If mine was that big, I'd probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don't want recommendations based on…whatever that is
Oh, c'mon! Where's your sense of adventure?
It died when my bones started to creak
Mr. Glass?
Feels like it sometimes, ngl
Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks
Not a very obfuscating username, Mr. Jackson. 🙇🏼♂️
Yeah Tom Segura, yuck
He just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn't staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck