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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
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This is a serious plot point in the novel The Godfather.
I'm packing 7.5", but skinny, and I used to hit bottom with every woman I had sex with. Fun to painful (for the woman) in an instant. A 14.5" schlong would be worse than useless.
Any bigger and he'd need a thorny crown to go with that cross he's bearin'. Poor bastard. Betrayed by one of his closest friends. PSA: Don't get Judas'ed by your own dick, y'all.