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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
(www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)
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this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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Great story! Had a roommate telling a story of his old roommate in college. This guy was said to be packing a full-sized hair-spray can.
My guy is doing his engineering homework when his roomie stumbles home from the bar with woman. They head straight to the bedroom, of course. After 5-minutes:
"Oh hell NO you're not putting that thing in me!"
She went straight out the door, still pulling her clothes on.
Poor fella.
Yeah I heard lots of stories just like that. Also when she was telling that story, there was several other women in the room and they all agreed that they don't want a gaint dick put in them. You see that shit in porn, but that shit isn't normal.