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With Texas and other states forcing religion in public schools, this now is political.

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[-] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair, the book basically never mentions daughters unless they're plot relevant, so it could be that Adam's sons were sisterfuckers rather than motherfuckers.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Either way, Genesis is basically the Incest pornhub category.

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Wait, there is an incest ph category? Is there a concentration camp fetish category? I could recommend that one to a shitload of people.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And after Cain, Abel, and Seth, Adam had multiple other children who are never named. We don't know who, how many, or genders.

Genesis 5:4-5

"4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:

5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died."

That's it. But I'd imagine you could get a lot of sons and daughters in 800 years...

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

800 moon years. So about 80 real ones. The text is from a time where a year was based on the moon cycle. Iirc.

[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

All the long lives mentioned in Genesis probably have a numerological meaning that is completely lost to time.

[-] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Weren't they angelfuckers? Or did that come later?

[-] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Later... out of desperation... have you seen how accurate to the bible reditions of angels look like?

And you have to be quite desperate to fuck those things!

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe it was the other way around and it was basically biblically accurate hentai tentacle stuff.

[-] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Great, now I will not get those images out of my head until next week!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, whenever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?"

-Thomas Daggett, the Prophecy

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Or. Or. The bible is merely allegorical in these descriptions. Naming individuals rather than larger peoples of the world.

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