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[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 51 points 1 year ago

dude what the hell is going on over there? did somebody activate your leaders' sleeper phrase? usually you have to space all these regulations out unless your president is a pedophile and trying to instate martial law before the evidence finds its way to a court.

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 38 points 1 year ago

The danish government "the social democrats" (who haven't been social democrats for 20 years....) are spearheading this bullshit. Their only argument is "we're going to catch more pedophiles, think of the children!!!", and whenever they're met with any arguments against this their reply is "you're overreacting" or "you're not even being serious".

My government can go fuck themselves. They're enemies of the people.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 28 points 1 year ago

damn. "someone think of the children" propoganda tactics really need to be taught universally at a grade school level. it's so pathetic that people still fall for the tired medieval ass move.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

You're right, but also telling us to think of the children.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago

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[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 23 points 1 year ago
[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 16 points 1 year ago

i forgot they were up in you guys' asses too. dude that reptilian douche canoe needs his brain rinsed out

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Personally I'd settle for opening Thiel with an axe. It worked for the Varangians, Normans, Vikings, and Minoans.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago

classical-style. harder to pull off but extra points for that European flourish

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I am 5 foot 5 inches tall with long hair and full wildman beard think a slightly more feral The Thing era Kurt Russell. I could pull it off with style, just give me a cape and shield.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 1 year ago

get it, Woad Warrior. be careful because you did just describe your appearence in what would likely be called "a cHiLliNg manifesto". But if Luigi Mangione is anything to learn from, it's that there is a planet of pure carnal thirst in the public consciousness for people who put metal objects inside of billionaires.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Woad Warrior, clever gonna have to use that someday. Regardless if folks want to act stupid over the half crazed ramblings of a jackass on the internet then they should go to 4chan far more interesting if less sanitary.

Regardless in all practical terms I can invoke ancient imagery all I want Thiel is well outside my reach, let alone the reach of any weapons I could get near him. Also I can't get myself killed my grandmother can't lose another son and I have cats to take care of.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 4 points 1 year ago

okay, that's rational. I suppose I could've really believed it since it's apparently really easy to get close to the US president with a gun. and of course this is all satire but my ramblings are fully crazed, thank you very much

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