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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
(www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)
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this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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That's a lame excuse. I'm pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don't consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be "man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can't look away from it even when in slippery spaces"