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[–] SGG@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

9001 kg of bananas to be taken rectally

now that's what i call a bananza

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Peeled or unpeeled?

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmm... would that be enough to cause radioactive effects if you someone condensed them enough to actually fit?

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You'd die of hypochloremia long before thatb