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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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"oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

"grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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[–] bombadil@feddit.org 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give someone bash, and they'll shell for a day. Teach them fish and they'll shell for the rest of their lives.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

teach them batch, theyll ask for an ibm pc and a floppy

teach them basic, theyll ask for a c64 instead. and a cassette, apart from the floppy