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submitted 11 months ago by QuestionMark@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] crozilla@lemmy.world 86 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Forgot “Microsoft Word”

[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Forgot “Microsoft ~~Word~~ office”

[–] jeeva@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry, do you mean Microsoft Copilot 365?

gags

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Microsoft Office Suite, it sounds classier

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 16 points 11 months ago

Spreadsheet Architect, Powerpoint Guru, Wordsmith

[–] Kache@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Classier than listing every program individually?

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Eliminating orphans is an essential skill in IT.

[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More essential IT skills to add to your resume:

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

manual flushing of pipes

Seriously, pipes should default to unbuffered...

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean Copilot. No one uses word manually anymore.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.