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[-] Corelli_III@midwest.social 53 points 1 year ago

every time i pick a different direction in my career, Donald Trump personally brings about that industry's ruin

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago

Have you considered a job in the military-industrial complex, or maybe at a hedge fund?

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear now I'm having an affair with Pete Hegseth.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He would just use you be looking at himself in the mirror while flexing the entire time.

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

WW3 and having to suck up to racist pedophiles, those are already on the chopping block

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

WW3, and you can bet I'll be sucking up the remains of racist pedophiles. With a wet/dry shopvac.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Inefficient.

Corpses should be put through a rotary macerator and then composted.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Become a hedge fund analyst or maybe get a job with McKinsey

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

McKinsey will likely be one of the few actual victims of AI replacing jobs.

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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