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Alleged context: Polish CEO Piotr Szczerek's company review bombed after taking child’s hat at usopen.
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this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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He’s a CEO, of course he’s a vile piece of shit who would steal from a child. Throw him in a volcano
No, you don't want to make a volcano angry.
The volcano will get indigestion, poor thing
You gotta throw the CEO into the depth of the oceans. We must keep Dagon happily asleep.
You’ll awaken Cthulhu!
We had a good run as humanity. It’s time to awaken Cthulhu.
In the book, they hype up Chthulu, then just run him over in a boat and sail away, while he goes back home and goes to sleep.
Kinda disappointing.