This is the mathematician's approach. When faced with a novel problem seek to reduce it to a known problem, and solve that. This assumes you know how to solve the problem of everything being on fire.
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Whenever I encounter a problem in my life, I toss a molotov cocktail. That immediately turns into a different problem.
This is the mathematician's approach. When faced with a novel problem seek to reduce it to a known problem, and solve that. This assumes you know how to solve the problem of everything being on fire.
i live in california that's a known problem

See, it can't be that big of a problem when it's ashes right?
I may not no how to solve it, but at least I understand it.
BORTLES!!!
JORTLES!!!
Jason was a simple man - https://youtu.be/EKWW6oFQDZY
That immediately turns into the same problem.
As long as you can deal with arson, you're golden.
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