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submitted 1 year ago by Sunshine@piefed.ca to c/helldivers2@lemmy.ca

cross-posted from: https://piefed.ca/post/201692

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 year ago

If they're so smart, how come they haven't figured out not to stabd near the giant red laser signalling my 500kg bomb? Checkmate, bug-lover.

[-] tiberius@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

Are you talking about the helldiver running towards the 500kg beam or the charger chasing after said helldiver?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 year ago

🤦‍♂️

We don't talk about Kyle. He's... Special.

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Yes he is, special forces

[-] ganryuu@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I mean, I didn't see anyone suggesting helldivers are a sentient species

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Freedom requires only subservience to the will of Managed Democracy

[-] Prox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Also, if they're so smart, how come they haven't figured out democracy??

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Fr! We've been teaching them about it for how many years now and they still haven't gotten it into their thick carapace?

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No worries brother. Liberty is a tool of the just! These filthy fascist insects can't even hope to comprehend such a glorious concept! No, let them die to fuel the expansion of our destiny made manifest.

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