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[โ€“] toynbee@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (1 children) 
sleep $(( 1 + $RANDOM % 5 ))
[โ€“] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

No it has to be controlled suspense.