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submitted 11 months ago by tfm@piefed.europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You know hackers in the movies are very polite and care for their user. When they are hacking or wiping the disk they show proper progress. That is much better user experience than many corporate products. Be like hackers in the movie.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ransomware has better tech support and customer service than your cell phone provider or ISP.

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Their profits come from actual "customers". They can't just layoff half of their work force and use stock buybacks to make the line go up. Shit has to actually work.