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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago (3 children)

“We’ve stolen your files and uploaded them to OneDrive. No need to thank us. By the way, this isn’t free so start your subscription now or don’t access your files.”

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Had to walk a friend through desyncing OneDrive and uninstalling it last night because word files weren't being saved locally. Shit is literally just malware.

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

at least ransomware is upfront about its intentions?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My biggest pet peeve is it will randomly link to that and then start Auto-saving shit. You can start with regular saving and then you go and modify some document to use as a template and it saves over the original document itself. Infuriating.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And forget about ever updating your PC again because that shit will weasel it's way back into your system

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Ive had no issues keeping one drive dead. The only thing I had any real issue with was phone link which despite being uninstalled and had no use, was consistently having 40+ processes.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, and you had too many files. You'll need a more expensive subscription to OneDrive if you don't want us to delete them.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You have three terabyte of disk space? Don't care, pay up. P.S. fuck you, peon.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh and if we mistakenly flag something as inapropriate (like photos of your naked baby) it will be lost forever, no thanks needed.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

photos of your naked baby

Sus

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

What did you think of, huh?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dont have kids but I'm given to understand they are pretty much constantly naked until they are 4 years old.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but not on your phone gallery, I presume